![]() ![]() See what I did there?Ĭossacks II - as Kieron's critique deftly identified - was a solid Napoleonic RTS with a distinctive wargame flavour, and one rather big, rather annoying flaw: musket-equipped formations would only fire if you personally gave them the order. ![]() Really, from here on it's all probing questions and sober analysis. Okay, I promise there'll be no more hanus bum puns in this review. Developers GSC had the opportunity to rectumify this grievous situation with this standalone expansion for Cossacks II, but - criminally - they've parsed it up. (It's said that chronic piles limited the Little Corporal's mobility during the battle by keeping him out of the saddle). The Battle of Waterloo has been reproduced in videogame form on more than a dozen occasions and yet so far no-one has got round to modelling one of the most important factors in the French defeat - Napoleon's colossal haemorrhoids. ![]()
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